Oh-ttawa - June 2006

Volume 5 - Issue #3

Pinoy Eh! Online Edition

June 2006

Joke, Joke, Joke!

Forward jokes by Arnel Vicente

Use in a Sentence!

Use KULONG in a sentence: Wow, ang bango mo ah! What’s your kulong?

Use ICE BUKO in a sentence: Nagpagupit ako kanina. Ice buko ba?

Use HOSTESS in a sentence: When you answer the phone, you say, "Hello, hostess?"

Use DEFICIT in a sentence: Before going into
the pool, I always check how deficit.

Use CALCULATOR in a sentence: I can’t talk to you on the phone right now, but I’ll calculator.

Use COMPLEX in a sentence: Every morning I eat complex with milk.

Use CIRCUMFERENCE in a sentence: Hindi ako puedeng late umuwi. circumference ko eh.

Use SPECIMEN in a sentence: I saw some specimen inside the spaceship.

Use SUSPICIOUS in a sentence: Mare, ang laki pala ng bahay ninyo. It’s suspicious.

Use LION in a sentence: Pare, nasaktan ba kita kanina? Huwag mo isipin pare, lion.

Use STATUE in a sentence: Hello Margie, i-statue?

1. Use SCHOOLING in a sentence. (phone rings).....Hello? Who schooling?

2. Use AFFECT in a sentence. Maria is wearing affect diamond ring.

3. Use ADIEU in a sentence. If you are adieu, the Arabs will kill you.

4. Use DEFLATE in a sentence. Can you please wash deflate for me?

5. Use DELETION in a sentence. The balat of deletion is crispy.

6. Use DESPISE in a sentence. Who baked all despise?

7. Use DIFFERENT and DIFFERENTIAL in a sentence. I am looking for different of this boy to get differential consent so he can go to the picnic.

8. Use BORROW in a sentence. Ang dumi naman ng borrow mo.

9. Use CAESAREAN in a sentence. Lintek, anak, mag-ingat ka, caesarean mo iyang laruan mo.

10. Use ARTESIA in a sentence (if you don’t know what this is, it’s a city or street in the Los Angeles country in California) Nako naman, ang ganda-ganda nang girlfriend niya, pero, ma-artesia.

11. Use CADET in a sentence. Cadet ko si Maria nung isang gabi. Ngayon, ikaw naman ang cadet niya.

12. Use CARDIAC in a sentence. Na cardiac yung kotse ni Pedro noong isang gabi.

13. Use CENTURION in a sentence. Na-centurion si Pedro ng tatay niya dahil sa kalokohan niya.

14. Use DEDICATE in a sentence. Pag ginamitan ng glue, siguradong dedicate iyan.

15. Use DEFIED in a sentence. What is 2+3? Eh defied, dali naman niyon.

16. Use DELICACY in a sentence. Bagal mo... delicacy mahuhuli na tayo.

17. Use DEPRECIATE in a sentence. Sister, depreciate already, kaya pwede na tayong kumain.

18. Use DIFFUSION in a sentence. Brownout...siguradong diffusion pumutok.

19. Use LAITY in a sentence. Taga "Laity" si Imelda Marcos.

And last but not the least:

20. Use MENTION in a sentence. Ang laki ng bahay nila, parang mention.

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